Funny Cocktail Napkins
The napkin is the one thing every guest touches, which makes it the cheapest joke at the party. These are printed on soft, absorbent cocktail-napkin stock, $7 a design.
Cocktail Napkin-Children's Inheritance
$7.00
Cocktail Napkin-Hello Bubbles
$7.00
Cocktail Napkin-Waiting to be Screwed
$7.00
Cocktail Napkin-Poorly Screwed
$7.00
Cocktail Napkin-Not Worth Screwing
$7.00
Cocktail Napkin-Totally Screwed
$7.00
Cocktail Napkin-Dear Santa I Tried
$7.00
Cocktail Napkin-Is It Too Late To Be Good
$7.00
"Already Screwed" Gift Bag
$3.50
"Poorly Screwed" Gift Bag
$3.50
"Waiting to be Screwed" Gift Bag
$3.50There is the corkscrew series, Waiting to be Screwed, Poorly Screwed, Not Worth Screwing and Totally Screwed, for the way the evening goes; Hello Bubbles, Goodbye Troubles for anyone who answers everything with Prosecco; Drinking Our Children's Inheritance, reliably the biggest laugh; and two for December. Several have a matching bar towel or bottle bag, so a napkin, towel and bag make a whole hostess gift for under $20.
Questions
Do the napkins match the bar towels?
Several do. Drinking Our Children's Inheritance and Hello Bubbles each have a matching towel, and some of the Screwed designs have a matching towel or bottle bag.
Are they for a party or a gift?
Both. They are a $7 hostess gift on their own, or a stocking stuffer for the friend whose kitchen already has everything.