Cork Pops
Bar Towels
Thirty-odd designs, all $7, and most of them are jokes. That is the point: a bar towel is one of the very few cheap gifts that gets read out loud when it is opened.
Holday Bar Towel - "It's Beginning to Look a lot Like Cocktails"
$7.00
"Make America Grape Again" Bar Towel
$7.00
"Hers" Bar Towel
$7.00
"His" Bar Towel
$7.00
Pickleball "Life is What Happens" Towel
$7.00
"Relief Pitcher" Beer Bar Towel
$7.00
Hello Bubbles Goodbye Troubles Bar Towel
$7.00
Holiday Bar Towel - "Dear Santa-I Tried"
$7.00
"Wine Country" Bar Towel
$7.00
"Group Therapy" Beer Bar Towel
$7.00
Holiday Bar Towel - "Oh Tannenbaumed"
$7.00
Drinking our Children's Inheritance Bar Towel
$7.00
"I'd Tap That" Beer Bar Towel
$7.00
"Already Screwed" Bar Towel
$7.00
Save the Ales Bar Towel
$7.00
Pickleball "Dink Responsibly" Towel
$7.00
Pickleball "I Can't. I Have Pickleball" Towel
$7.00
"Poorly Screwed" Bar Towel
$7.00
Pickleball "Deck The Halls" Towel
$7.00
Going to Ale in an Ice Bucket Bar Towel
$7.00
Size Does Matter Bar Towel
$7.00
"Not Worth Screwing" Bar Towel
$7.00
Pickleball Towel Holiday Ornaments
$7.00
"Screwed Up" Bar Towel
$7.0012
Every one is 21" × 32", 100% cotton and screen printed, so they work as actual towels — drying the bar, mopping a spill, taking a hot dish out of the oven — rather than as something decorative that gets put in a drawer.
Picking one
- A host you know well — the corkscrew puns, which escalate: “Waiting to be Screwed” through to “Totally Screwed”.
- A host you do not — “Wine Country”, “Save the Ales” or “Hello Bubbles”. Funny without anyone having to decide how funny they are allowed to find it.
- A crowd over forty — “Drinking Our Children’s Inheritance” is the reliable one, and the one guests photograph.
- Beer drinkers — “Group Therapy”, “Relief Pitcher”, “I’d Tap That”.
- December — “Dear Santa — I Tried” and “Oh Tannenbaumed”, both with matching cocktail napkins.
At $7 they work as stocking fillers and secret santa gifts, but the trick is pairing: a towel with a matching napkin, or a towel with a $7 foil cutter, reads as a considered set rather than a single cheap thing. More on that in hostess gifts under $20.