{"title":"Funny Cocktail Napkins","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe napkin is the one thing every guest touches, which makes it the cheapest joke at the party. These are printed on soft, absorbent cocktail-napkin stock, $7 a design.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere is the corkscrew series, \u003cem\u003eWaiting to be Screwed\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003ePoorly Screwed\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003eNot Worth Screwing\u003c\/em\u003e and \u003cem\u003eTotally Screwed\u003c\/em\u003e, for the way the evening goes; \u003cem\u003eHello Bubbles, Goodbye Troubles\u003c\/em\u003e for anyone who answers everything with Prosecco; \u003cem\u003eDrinking Our Children's Inheritance\u003c\/em\u003e, reliably the biggest laugh; and two for December. Several have a matching \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/bar-towels\"\u003ebar towel\u003c\/a\u003e or bottle bag, so a napkin, towel and bag make a whole hostess gift for under $20.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eQuestions\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003ch3\u003eDo the napkins match the bar towels?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eSeveral do. Drinking Our Children's Inheritance and Hello Bubbles each have a matching towel, and some of the Screwed designs have a matching towel or bottle bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAre they for a party or a gift?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBoth. 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Judge the room, then deploy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCocktail napkins are the one piece of a party nobody plans and everybody uses. These get picked up, read, and put back down face-up so the next person sees them — which is more than a plain white napkin will ever do for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on soft, absorbent cocktail-napkin stock. 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