{"title":"Bar Towels","description":"\u003cp\u003eThirty-odd designs, all $7, and most of them are jokes. That is the point: a bar towel is one of the very few cheap gifts that gets \u003cem\u003eread out loud\u003c\/em\u003e when it is opened.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery one is \u003cstrong\u003e21\" × 32\", 100% cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e and screen printed, so they work as actual towels — drying the bar, mopping a spill, taking a hot dish out of the oven — rather than as something decorative that gets put in a drawer.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePicking one\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA host you know well\u003c\/strong\u003e — the corkscrew puns, which escalate: “Waiting to be Screwed” through to “Totally Screwed”.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA host you do not\u003c\/strong\u003e — “Wine Country”, “Save the Ales” or “Hello Bubbles”. Funny without anyone having to decide how funny they are allowed to find it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA crowd over forty\u003c\/strong\u003e — “Drinking Our Children’s Inheritance” is the reliable one, and the one guests photograph.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBeer drinkers\u003c\/strong\u003e — “Group Therapy”, “Relief Pitcher”, “I’d Tap That”.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDecember\u003c\/strong\u003e — “Dear Santa — I Tried” and “Oh Tannenbaumed”, both with matching cocktail napkins.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAt $7 they work as stocking fillers and secret santa gifts, but the trick is pairing: a towel with a matching napkin, or a towel with a $7 foil cutter, reads as a considered set rather than a single cheap thing. 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Safest with a crowd old enough to find it funny about themselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDrying the bar, mopping a spill, grabbing a hot dish out of the oven — it does the lot, and it gets read out loud, which is more than most $7 gifts manage.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e21\" x 32\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eScreen printed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere is a matching \u003ca href=\"\/products\/cocktail-napkin-childrens-inheritance\"\u003ecocktail napkin\u003c\/a\u003e in the same design.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cork Pops Shop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":13150435115077,"sku":"77790","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0026\/8910\/5989\/products\/77790.jpg?v=1537305101"},{"product_id":"wine-country-bar-towel","title":"\"Wine Country\" Bar Towel","description":"\n\u003cp\u003eYou may not remember your entire Wine Country tasting tour -- but you will have a fun bar towel to prove that  you make the visit!  Perfect gift to take home as gifts with a bottle of your favorite wine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGrabbing hot plates out of the oven, our bar towels really do it all. With our cute all-over prints or screen prints, you’ll want to collect them all. Each towel measures 21” x 32” and is 100% Cotton!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cork Pops Shop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":13150455988293,"sku":"77770","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0026\/8910\/5989\/files\/WineCountry.png?v=1755887661"},{"product_id":"already-screwed-bar-towel","title":"\"Already Screwed\" Bar Towel","description":"\n\u003cp\u003eWhether it’s for drying the bar, mopping up spills, or grabbing hot plates out of the oven, our bar towels really do it all. With our cute all-over prints or screen prints, you’ll want to collect them all. Each towel measures 21” x 32” and is 100% Cotton!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1 in a series of 5 wine pun bar towels featuring:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"already screwed\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"waiting to be screwed\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"not worth screwing\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"poorly screwed\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"totally screwed\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Cork Pops Shop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":13150497964101,"sku":"77750","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0026\/8910\/5989\/products\/77750.jpg?v=1537305107"},{"product_id":"not-worth-screwing-bar-towel","title":"\"Not Worth Screwing\" Bar Towel","description":"\n\u003cp\u003eWhether it’s for drying the bar, mopping up spills, or grabbing hot plates out of the oven, our bar towels really do it all. 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Each towel measures 21” x 32” and is 100% Cotton!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1 in a series of 5 wine pun bar towels featuring:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"already screwed\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"waiting to be screwed\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"not worth screwing\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"poorly screwed\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"totally screwed\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Cork Pops Shop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":13150562943045,"sku":"77730","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0026\/8910\/5989\/products\/77730.jpg?v=1537305112"},{"product_id":"hello-bubbles-goodbye-troubles-bar-towel","title":"Hello Bubbles Goodbye Troubles Bar Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“Hello bubbles, goodbye troubles.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the house where the answer to most questions is prosecco. 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